Thursday, June 02, 2005

Who would let a vibrating blade that close to their throat anyway?

I knew this was a load of crap...

3 comments:

J.Bro said...

Ah, the fast-paced and blood-thirsty world of competitive razor-making. There's nothing that excites me quite the same way as the speed with which shaving technology is advancing - in five years, only grandparents will shave with less than five blades. Meanwhile, my razor will not only vibrate, but self-propel itself across my stubble while optical scanners control foam-jets strategically placed around my mirror.

Grafs said...

Yeah my dad had a soap puck and a brush. He shaved with the good 'ol 2 blader. It really is getting out of hand. I could think of other cool things to invent technologies for!

grrrbear said...

See, my dad used a Norelco, so the entire magical beauty of shaving with a blade held no paternal baggage. I just picked it up when I got a free sample of the Mach3 in the mail. I figured what the hell? I made the switch to the Mach3 Turbo when that came out, but I held the line against the M3Power. It just scared me. Maybe I would have made that move too if they had used a less-aggressive name, like the M3FuzzyKitten or the M3HugBunny.

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