Quickie

I got my first traffic today from someone searching for porn. And "Lori Laughlin", as a matter of fact. My guess is that said person was disappointed with the shocking lack of porn featuring lady #5 on my laminated list and promptly left to try and find it somewhere else.

The sad thing is that I doubt there is any porn in existence featuring Lori. She had a respectable career on regular television, and is probably still raking in the $$$ from reruns of "Full House".

Just to clarify, I think it's sad that the poor guy is searching all over the web looking for something that doesn't exist - I don't think it's sad that Lori Laughlin never did porn. It's almost like a classic greek tragedy, like Sisyphus or Oedipus. He in all his hubric spleandor forlornly wandering the barren web-scape, with his chubby burro-riding friend...tilting at windmills...

Comments

Unknown said…
I was skimming this and read the last sentence as "burrito-riding" - reading too fast, or making assumptions about lori-laughlin-porn-searchers?
grrrbear said…
Yeah, and what's funnier is that the person was from Turkey. Where they don't even *have* burritos...