This is totally fun. As much as I hate to admit it (given the drivel spewing out of Lucas' pen in the prequels) I'm still fascinated by all things Star Wars (except the prequels and anything related to them). According to the formula, my new name is:
Jashe Glrug,
Nieescort of Zithromax
I totally like the new first name - it makes me sound like a dashing, star-hopping, devil-may-care smuggler who you just don't know whether or not to trust. Yet the new last name makes me sound like some sort of sluglike-creature, living in a hovel where I spend my time alternately plotting against the forces of good and using my evil slime-powers to subjugate the otherwise freedom-loving denizens of my planet.
As for my title, while I'm totally happy that I get to be from someplace as cool-sounding as Zithromax (yay for having a sinus infection!), the title of Nieescort makes me sound like I'm some sort of prostitute. But using the first car I drove is still better than using the first car I owned (which would have made me Nieprobe of Zithromax, and I don't want to be probing any Zithromaxians if I can help it - they are a very aggressive people and quick to take offense at being probed).
So, until later, I remain your favorite dashing sluglike slime-whore Zithromaxian...Jashe*
*Come to think of it, my brother used to call his security blanket a name that always sounded like "Yes-she" (although I never knew the spelling because I never actually saw him write it down)...coincidence?
Jashe Glrug,
Nieescort of Zithromax
I totally like the new first name - it makes me sound like a dashing, star-hopping, devil-may-care smuggler who you just don't know whether or not to trust. Yet the new last name makes me sound like some sort of sluglike-creature, living in a hovel where I spend my time alternately plotting against the forces of good and using my evil slime-powers to subjugate the otherwise freedom-loving denizens of my planet.
As for my title, while I'm totally happy that I get to be from someplace as cool-sounding as Zithromax (yay for having a sinus infection!), the title of Nieescort makes me sound like I'm some sort of prostitute. But using the first car I drove is still better than using the first car I owned (which would have made me Nieprobe of Zithromax, and I don't want to be probing any Zithromaxians if I can help it - they are a very aggressive people and quick to take offense at being probed).
So, until later, I remain your favorite dashing sluglike slime-whore Zithromaxian...Jashe*
*Come to think of it, my brother used to call his security blanket a name that always sounded like "Yes-she" (although I never knew the spelling because I never actually saw him write it down)...coincidence?
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