Well it appears that Yahoo has indexed my most recent posts. The unfortunate thing about this is that I'm now the #9 result for searches involving the phrase "Debra Lafave yummy". Traffic has gone through the roof. I haven't seen this much since I was sorta-slashdotted back in April with the Salty Virgin Mary episode. But the worst part is the summary that comes up with my entry:
Reading this makes even *me* feel dirty. It reads like I'm some sort of smut peddler. Which is so not the case. If I were I'd be making way more money from this blog than I actually am (current take YTD = $0).
This doesn't even begin to address the issue of "Why in the heck are so many people searching on Yahoo for 'Debra Lafave yummy' anyway?". I mean, it's not like it's something that would come up in everyday conversation around the watercooler. I can't think of how that phrase could even be used in a sentence properly. Now I'm all curious to figure out where the phrase came from. But I'm a little nervous to research it to any detail. God only knows what some of those other links lead to. From the looks of things it's stuff that appeals to the likes of moist pastry fetishists. Eewww!
"... First up: the story of Debra Lafave, America's latest entrant in the "crazy but hot women who seduce ... place – turning otherwise moist and yummy cake into a sopping wet semi ..."
Reading this makes even *me* feel dirty. It reads like I'm some sort of smut peddler. Which is so not the case. If I were I'd be making way more money from this blog than I actually am (current take YTD = $0).
This doesn't even begin to address the issue of "Why in the heck are so many people searching on Yahoo for 'Debra Lafave yummy' anyway?". I mean, it's not like it's something that would come up in everyday conversation around the watercooler. I can't think of how that phrase could even be used in a sentence properly. Now I'm all curious to figure out where the phrase came from. But I'm a little nervous to research it to any detail. God only knows what some of those other links lead to. From the looks of things it's stuff that appeals to the likes of moist pastry fetishists. Eewww!
Comments