Well I have returned from my whirlwind tour of industrial trade shows in the southeast and I can conclusively say the following things:
- Baltimore is nicer than I thought it would be
- Orlando - not so much
- I'm probably too tall to be in the navy; or at least I was from the civil war through WWII
- In the battle between old-time hand tool manufacturers vs modern, hi-tech, we-all-dress-in-suits private jet manufacturers; the reality of which group uses more booth babes may surprise you
- But they make up for it with awesome tcotchke
- I should be allowed to give one good smack to any kid who kicks my chair for the entirety of any flight over 15 minutes; and two smacks to both of said kid's parents.
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