Quickie

Here's what makes me nervous about this picture:



While I can appreciate the desire to stimulate zoo animals by exposing them to new smells and tastes every now and again, why does the pumpkin have to be carved to look like a face? Won't this make the lion believe that all heads are soft and fun and taste like pumpkins? Isn't anyone else worried that the next time I go to the zoo Mr. Lion will look up and say "Hey, there's another one of those fun toys on the shoulders of that guy over there with no hair!"

This is just another sign of the right's hidden agenda to kill off sexy bald guys because we're getting all the hot chicks.

Comments

ThatIsMeWhat said…
I'll tell you what they DIDN'T plan on. They didn't plan on you sexy bald guys figuring out their scheme! :P
KC said…
So, I guess if someone had a sexy bald guy friend that they wanted to get rid of, they could just casually decide to visit the zoo with said friend and perhaps trip bald friend into the pen. Oops! Sexy bald friend becomes a yummy treat and no one is the wiser.