Not a lot of time to write today, sadly. The weekend was a blast. The GF had an out-of-town friend to entertain most of the weekend, so I took advantage of being a pseudo-bachelor to meet up with friends I hadn’t seen in a while. Brunches and dinners galore, followed by developing a new drinking game based on Battleship* (remember? “You sank my battleship”? Yeah, I thought you did.)
Anyway, I ran across two items this morning that I thought were worth noting. First, is a picture from the weekend’s hot tennis action:
Okay, is it just me or does Maria Sharipova seem to be pretty clearly checking out Daniela Hartuchova’s ass? You just know that 14-year old boys across America sure hope so. This might be just what professional tennis needs. They’ve tried shorter skirts, they’ve tried excessively loud grunting, maybe they are getting ready to shift their matches to Showtime and pair them up with reruns of “The L-Word”? One wonders how long before the AFA gets up all in their grills and starts demanding that the women only be allowed to play matches against men. All of this “girl on girl” action totally sends the wrong message, after all.
Second, in looking over the weekend’s site stats, I ran across a visitor who came to my site after doing a search for “photogenic breasts”. Specifically, the 27th page of google results for that term. Okay, Mr Boob surfer – if you are desperate enough to look at pictures of a nice rack, but you haven’t found any worth looking at in the first 26 pages of results; let me be the first to tell you that you have a problem.
* Rules are easy. Every time you opponent hits one of your ships, you drink. And when any of your ships gets completely sunk, you drink one swallow for each hole in that particular ship (i.e. Cruiser = two swallows, Carrier = five swallows)
Anyway, I ran across two items this morning that I thought were worth noting. First, is a picture from the weekend’s hot tennis action:
Okay, is it just me or does Maria Sharipova seem to be pretty clearly checking out Daniela Hartuchova’s ass? You just know that 14-year old boys across America sure hope so. This might be just what professional tennis needs. They’ve tried shorter skirts, they’ve tried excessively loud grunting, maybe they are getting ready to shift their matches to Showtime and pair them up with reruns of “The L-Word”? One wonders how long before the AFA gets up all in their grills and starts demanding that the women only be allowed to play matches against men. All of this “girl on girl” action totally sends the wrong message, after all.
Second, in looking over the weekend’s site stats, I ran across a visitor who came to my site after doing a search for “photogenic breasts”. Specifically, the 27th page of google results for that term. Okay, Mr Boob surfer – if you are desperate enough to look at pictures of a nice rack, but you haven’t found any worth looking at in the first 26 pages of results; let me be the first to tell you that you have a problem.
* Rules are easy. Every time you opponent hits one of your ships, you drink. And when any of your ships gets completely sunk, you drink one swallow for each hole in that particular ship (i.e. Cruiser = two swallows, Carrier = five swallows)
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