No time to think of something on my own

Argh, just when I get good at writing my posts right before bed, I have a board meeting that runs late. So now I have 10 minutes to devise, write, edit, and post something even remotely up to my standards.

Mercifully, the Onion comes out today and has a fun sports theme. One of the better quotes dealt with the issue of Racially Insensitive Sports Mascots - "As long as there is no team called the Vaginas, I'm cool with it."

But I got to thinking, wouldn't that be a great name the new MLB expansion team in Las Vegas? It would just roll off the tongue - the Las Vegas Vaginas.

Then again, maybe it would have to be a WNBA team...

Comments

Jay Noel said…
How about the Virginia Vaginas?
KC said…
Or the Detroit Dick-Heads.