What is up with Michael Douglas?
A) Ready to play the role of Robert E. Lee in the upcoming re-enactment of the Battle of Gettysburg?
B) Sick and tired of all the late-night hosts making fun of his plastic surgery so he's hiding behind a mask-o-fur?
C) Being attacked by a small badger?
D) Overcompensating for the erosion of his chin over time?
E) Trying to guarantee that he won't be cast with Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct II due to the potential threat of rugburn?