Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Quickie - who hired that search engine optimizer again?

  1. Go to Google.com
  2. Enter in a search for "kidnapping"
  3. Check out the "Sponsored Links" section on the right.

Do you think you can purchase kidnapping services at Shopping.com? Apparently, they don't sell murder or money laundering though.

And if you're just learning how to sexually harass people, there's apparently a beginner's guide! Whew! Here I was worried I wouldn't figure out the right way to do it. Women everywhere wouldn't have felt offended by my shenanigans at all without this website!

Thanks beginnersguide.com!

1 comment:

Eve said...

he he he... ahh the wonderfl world of the internet?!

Gotta love this too...

http://www.thewhitehouse.com/

Conda in leather. Nice...

After all, Elmo seems equally disinterested in both...

I have a hard time believing that Elmo was traumatized by Katy Perry's decollatage after discovering that he had already "been arou...