- Go to Google.com
- Enter in a search for "kidnapping"
- Check out the "Sponsored Links" section on the right.
Do you think you can purchase kidnapping services at Shopping.com? Apparently, they don't sell murder or money laundering though.
And if you're just learning how to sexually harass people, there's apparently a beginner's guide! Whew! Here I was worried I wouldn't figure out the right way to do it. Women everywhere wouldn't have felt offended by my shenanigans at all without this website!