Hopefully this article will help shut down the GGW empire which has long outlived it’s 15 minutes of fame. Of course, America will probably just move on to the next titillation-inducing fad is that will come down the road – Vegetables Gone Wild! It’ll have all the sauciness of GGW, but with way funnier dialogue:
Not to mention all the storylines involving and entirely new angle on the groundskeeper coming over to “tend the garden”.
“Hey baby, nice tomatoes! Are they hybrids?”
“Nope, they’re 100% organic!”
“Oh Trixie, you’ve got the body of a birch tree”
“Wow Bobby, your squash is so firm!”
"I'm a dirty little carrot! Woooooo!!!!!"