In Chicago, people'd come back from the dead to vote for that!

Ever want to learn how to become the world's best mom - just like Dina Lohan? Now you can! All you have to do is start carting your daughters off for some good ol' mother/daughter bonding while taking classes in stripping together!

All together now...EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nearly as funny is the article's reference to "poll dancing" instead of "pole dancing". Although, maybe that would be one way to get younger people go get off our collective asses and get out to the polls. Free lap dances for everyone who votes!