I was so excited at this discovery that I called her to share the news!
GB: Hey sweetie, guess what I found!
GB: There's a game for the Wii where they let you play doctor and diagnose patients and stuff!
GF: There is no way I am getting that for your birthday. I'm not going to enable your already delusional expertise as a pseudo-doctor by buying you a medicine video game.
GB: Is this because you're afraid that you're going to cut yourself with a kitchen knife and I'll insist on stitching you up myself because I did it on the Wii once and "hey, how much harder could it be in real life"?
GB: Fair enough. Maybe the football game then?
GF: Sure, that we can talk about.
It's kind of scary how well your significant other gets to know you after a couple years...