We’ve all seen those people in parking lots – the ones with the expensive SUV’s who either can’t drive or who just feel entitled to take up two parking spaces by straddling the lines making the parking spots. Sure, we all feel irritation at them, but why let it get to you. Just follow this person’s example and scare the crap out of them*.
I am seriously considering going home tonight after work and writing up a couple of these ahead of time, just to keep in the glove compartment.
* Remember, this is a joke – the whole point is that there *is* no dent or scratches.