Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Quickie - Hey, that's great...

On the phone with a vendor yesterday, who was trying to convince me to buy their stuff:

"Our forte right now is impregnations!"
No, the company name is not "Federline Incorporated". I really don't think he ever imagined how he was being confusing. The thing is that the stuff he sells does feature impregnated metals*, but at least to me, "impregnation" means something else entirely.

* Metals combined with other materials like oil or diamonds to change its properties

1 comment:

Kay said...

Yikes. If I heard that phrase during a call, the next sound would be "click!" I'm sure there's some sort of phone sex joke lurking in there, too...

After all, Elmo seems equally disinterested in both...

I have a hard time believing that Elmo was traumatized by Katy Perry's decollatage after discovering that he had already "been arou...