Quickie - "Wait, I just kicked something floating..."

If you're like this guy and get it in your head that you want to swim all the major rivers of the industrialized world, are you really just telling the world "I like swimming through poo"?.

I mean, sure, maybe the Danube and the Mississippi aren't too terrible, but the Yangtze and the Amazon?

Congratulations Mr Toilet-Swimmer. Here's some news for you, you're not sick from exhaustion - you're sick because you've been swimming in feces for two months.