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Hey ladies!

Do you know how sometimes (say, every 28 days or so) you get to feeling cranky, or sad for no apparent reason? Ever wonder why after having a kid your mood can suddenly go into the crapper? Are you curious about why menopause sucks so much?

Well, recent research by some innovative scientists has discovered that there is something called "hormones" which cause these bad moods. So it's *not* your fault after all - you're victims just like everyone else! So quit blaming yourself, feminists - it's just the patriarchy!

In other news, Big Macs make you fat, the Earth does *not* actually sit on the back of a giant tortoise, and hot waitresses make better tips.