I can't imagine I'm the only person to have this issue, which is why I'm shocked that it took so long for someone to invent heat-sensitive toilet seats, which change color when they are warmed by someone's nether-regions. Talk about problem solving!
Although, I'm a little weirded out by the copy that describes the "alternative" benefits of such technology:
Conversely, if one is looking for intimate contact with an anonymous stranger without the associated awkwardness of verbal discourse, one could seek out the warm toilet seat.
Ew. I think I have something new to be uncomfortable about...
* Sure, us dudes most often just get to pick a urinal, but let's stay focused on the real issue.
** Others include people sleeping on mass transit, combs on the floor, and seeing dogs poop in public.