Thursday, January 31, 2008

I'd be afraid of throwing out my back...

Three words: What the f?



Seriously? I don't know about ya'll, but there's no way in h-e-double hockey sticks that I could get anything done during the day were my ass being swiveled around by a paint mixer...

It's official. Americans are now so far and lazy that we'll believe *anything* that remotely involves motion qualifies as exercise.

3 comments:

towwas said...

Oh, my god. That's a real thing?

kippur said...

Weeeeeeeeee!

grrrbear said...

TOWWAS: Yup. Apparently people paid money and bought this.

kippur: Totally! Except for the whole "Ow my back!" part...

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