Future Generations of Bears will Praise Me

Those of you paying very close attention* may have noticed that my position in the Cubs queue has changed! That's right b*tches, I'm now only 60 people away from crackin the top 30,000! Woo-hoo!

Of course, this means that only 65 new people got tix this year. Doing the math, that means if we keep up this rate I'll get my season tickets in...um...about 462 years.

Congratulations great, great, great, grandkids! Now where's the burnt offerings of thanks** and testimonies to my greatness!?!?

* Probably *too* much attention, frankly
** Pastries, please. No charred meat, we all know the trouble that got Abel into.