Let's consider the power of simile for a moment. So buying an engagement ring is like forgetting to use a condom, how exactly?
- It increases your chances of getting a STD?
- It "just feels better baby"?
- It can result in pregnancy?***
* "I know - let's put 6 eyes on the picture of the baby! KEWL!"
**"Oh really - you're unemployed and making $32K a week? SuuUUUuuuurrre you are..."
*** No wonder many men are pretrified of committment - I mean if just buying the ring can get her knocked up...