A Declaration

I’m a little sad today. One of the more entertaining blogs I used to link here (shout out to Nowhere Girl!) has gone off the air after being overrun by the crazies. She was smart, funny, and occasionally titillating – which made it a fun read. Especially for those of us being damned to the 2nd level of hell. But being popular means that you draw both cool and not-so-cool people. And unlike in the real world, you can’t run away from the crazies in blog-land. This is something I’ve been pondering as more and more people keep stopping by for a few seconds to read the hastily-scribed jibberish I slap up here on a regular basis. What if *I* start getting crazies of my very own? I mean certainly, all of my current readership is nothing but smart, witty, and incredibly attractive people without a hint of craziness. But what if we’re found out eventually?

This has led me to the conclusion that I need to openly come out as a blog-fascist. If crazies show up here posting their “designed purely to provoke and irritate” comments, they will be gone. As the almighty blog-tator, I reign supreme over this – the Earldom of Blogland. Because of my position I wield great power! Gaze upon me all you crazies and tremble! See my mighty +5 Vorpal Axe of Comment Deletion! Fear my +3 Chain Mail of Ignoring Stupid Comments!! And bow down before the Sphere of Don’t-Even-Think-For-A-Moment-That-I-Care-What-You-Think-ilation!!! GRAAWWWWWW!!!

All the rest of you, the Bright-Eyed Children of the Shining Way to Glory – don’t you worry. Feel free to post all the stupid comments you want. And use bad grammar too, if you want. You will be forgiven…mostly.