In the spirit of christmas/hannukah giving I thought I'd try to dig up something fun for us all to share and indulge in.
Needless to say - this is it. A nifty little application that will tell you how slutty anything is*. (Yes, including your mom).
According to the Slut-o-Meter - this blog is actually a whole lot sluttier than I am:
Argoramb.blogspot.com = 42.6% slutty (72/169)
grrrbear = 4.6% slutty (8/174)
[actual name] = 4.44% slutty (21/473)
grrrbear's mom = 0% slutty (0/0) - of course, we all knew this would be the result, my mom's a saint.
So go ahead and plug away - how slutty are *you*? More importantly, how slutty is your blog?
*Snaps to Sam Burns for revealing it to the world!
Needless to say - this is it. A nifty little application that will tell you how slutty anything is*. (Yes, including your mom).
According to the Slut-o-Meter - this blog is actually a whole lot sluttier than I am:
Argoramb.blogspot.com = 42.6% slutty (72/169)
grrrbear = 4.6% slutty (8/174)
[actual name] = 4.44% slutty (21/473)
grrrbear's mom = 0% slutty (0/0) - of course, we all knew this would be the result, my mom's a saint.
So go ahead and plug away - how slutty are *you*? More importantly, how slutty is your blog?
*Snaps to Sam Burns for revealing it to the world!
Comments
mellificent.blogspot.com = 16.67%
towwas = 25.93
but check out these numbers:
the one who writes about science = -6.67
[actual name] = -7.41%
Yes, that's right. I am negative slutty. Hm.
But what does that say about the people who find my blog by searching...
"girl shoving hotdog up her pussy" and "cunt-licking threesome?!
That should count for SOMETHING, damn it?! I AM slutty!!!
~chuckle~
blog: 0%
miss s: 7.34% (but probably related to someone completely different, like that lady on What's Happenin'?)
actual name: 5.04%
Really, I could tell you some good stories that would lead you to believe I am waaaay sluttier than that, but I guess 7 years of good behavior (marriage) will lower your percentages.
There now, see? You're trashier than anyone else here! The rest of us are pure as the driven snow by comparison.
Consider yourself one of the fortunate ones. If the web ever found out about the time I knifed the 8-year old girl I'd...
...oh crap.
Now if only we could figure out what it means...
Tell us all your stories from your slutty days!
Promiscuity: 52.07% (57800 /111000)