- Take whatever you’re thinking of wearing currently and reduce the amount of covered flesh by half.
- Double check to make sure people can see your whale-tail
- Glitter, glitter, glitter!
- Take however much gel you’re thinking of wearing in your hair and double it
- Double check to make sure you un-tuck the shirt you wore to the office
- Trucker hats!
This is why I’m not hosting What Not to Wear, The Oscars, or MTV’s “The Grind”.
But at least I know enough not to search the web for fashion advice.
*And any of you who has read this for more than a week or so