I was highly amused this morning when I saw that someone recently found my blog by searching Google for “what to wear to clubs”. Those of you who know me* understand that this is soooo not the reason to consult me or anything I write in an attempt to get fashion advice or insight into the “club fashion” mindset. But if you want my advice, here it is:
Women:
Men:
This is why I’m not hosting What Not to Wear, The Oscars, or MTV’s “The Grind”.
But at least I know enough not to search the web for fashion advice.
*And any of you who has read this for more than a week or so
Women:
- Take whatever you’re thinking of wearing currently and reduce the amount of covered flesh by half.
- Double check to make sure people can see your whale-tail
- Glitter, glitter, glitter!
Men:
- Take however much gel you’re thinking of wearing in your hair and double it
- Double check to make sure you un-tuck the shirt you wore to the office
- Trucker hats!
This is why I’m not hosting What Not to Wear, The Oscars, or MTV’s “The Grind”.
But at least I know enough not to search the web for fashion advice.
*And any of you who has read this for more than a week or so
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Where are the lady readers who talk about this stuff with their friends, cattily dissing the skanky girls at the clubs, when we need them?
One young woman was there in her (string bikini) underwear.
...and fishnets.
*shrug* I looked exceptionally old in my clothed state, but I still danced like no one was watching. Woohoo!