Friday, March 09, 2007

Quickie - For the love of God, don't drink and fill out the birth certificate!

You know those crazy Hollywood parents who go around naming their kids ridiculous names like Apple, Kal-El, Suri, Moxi Crimefighter, Audio Science, and (my personal fave) Pilot Inspektor?

Well the trend finally seems to be making it's way down the fame ladder to America's regular moron-on-the-streets...ladies and gentlemen, I present:

Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K!!!!!!!!!!!

Good luck hauling *that* name around in Junior High...

6 comments:

towwas said...

While I generally agree that the Hollywood baby names are ridiculous, I actually have this irrational love of the name Moxie Crimefighter Gillette. I wish I'd thought of it. I mean, cmon. How could that not be the coolest kid ever? And the name Apple has grown on me.

Grafs said...

Yeah...That's ridiculous. In Holland, your name has to be approved by the government. I don't know if this is a good thing or not, but it seems like it in this case.

towwas said...

Also, I wonder how you pronounce the name "Urhines" and if there's any way to pronounce it that does *not* sound like "urine"?

grrrbear said...

Other than the (probably intended) "Your Highness"? I don't think so.

If I was 10, *I'd* pronounce it "Urine" though, it's funnier.

Sophist said...

how about "your hineys"?
how in heck did you find this posting, grrrbear? Cute kid, anyway.

grrrbear said...

Excellent point Sophist. That would be just as funny as "Urine" when I was 10...if not more so.

I can't recall where I first saw it, exactly. I breeze through a lot of stuff during lunch breaks and after work. I'm sort of like a basking or whale shark. Filtering through a lot of crap to find the juicy nuggets-o-plankton!