Quickie - For the love of God, don't drink and fill out the birth certificate!

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You know those crazy Hollywood parents who go around naming their kids ridiculous names like Apple, Kal-El, Suri, Moxi Crimefighter, Audio Science, and (my personal fave) Pilot Inspektor?

Well the trend finally seems to be making it's way down the fame ladder to America's regular moron-on-the-streets...ladies and gentlemen, I present:

Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K!!!!!!!!!!!

Good luck hauling *that* name around in Junior High...

Comments

towwas said…
While I generally agree that the Hollywood baby names are ridiculous, I actually have this irrational love of the name Moxie Crimefighter Gillette. I wish I'd thought of it. I mean, cmon. How could that not be the coolest kid ever? And the name Apple has grown on me.
March 09, 2007 11:27 PM
ThatIsMeWhat said…
Yeah...That's ridiculous. In Holland, your name has to be approved by the government. I don't know if this is a good thing or not, but it seems like it in this case.
March 10, 2007 9:07 AM
towwas said…
Also, I wonder how you pronounce the name "Urhines" and if there's any way to pronounce it that does *not* sound like "urine"?
March 10, 2007 9:42 AM
grrrbear said…
Other than the (probably intended) "Your Highness"? I don't think so.

If I was 10, *I'd* pronounce it "Urine" though, it's funnier.
March 10, 2007 2:06 PM
Annie said…
how about "your hineys"?
how in heck did you find this posting, grrrbear? Cute kid, anyway.
March 11, 2007 11:45 PM
grrrbear said…
Excellent point Sophist. That would be just as funny as "Urine" when I was 10...if not more so.

I can't recall where I first saw it, exactly. I breeze through a lot of stuff during lunch breaks and after work. I'm sort of like a basking or whale shark. Filtering through a lot of crap to find the juicy nuggets-o-plankton!
March 12, 2007 8:43 AM
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