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Broadening the horizons of household appliances

A bull in a china shop would've caused less damage

Aliens never pay their parking tickets anyway

Lost Sheep seeks part time employment, has own bow and explosive arrows

Avast ye swabs, Mary be a salty dog...arrrr.

I wonder if they'll play Vitamin C's "Graduation Song" at the ceremony?

Relax, the gay liberal media have better things to seduce than your children

The Virgin Mary is my homey

Quickie

GIMME YO' BLOOD SUKKA!!!

I have no idea what Denmark smells like

I'm like Oprah!

I hate business travel

LIVE!!! FROM STAMFORD, CONNECTICUT!!!

Leaving' on a jet plane

I'm different! No...I'm *more* different!

Actually, I hate Wal-Mart more, but still

Apparently, it's not "Good Enough" anymore

Popularity is fleeting

Strangers in a stranger land

Feeling burned more than "the" burn

What makes it a "revolution" anyway?

The King is dead...and no, I don't mean the Pope

Perfect for those long, rest-stop-less drives