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Ketchup bottles don't even *have* an expiration date

Screw architecture, I'm going home

Oh crap, I'm an inadvertant pornographer

Even Microsoft Word can spell "Lollapalooza"

The ABC's of ALOA, Booth Babes, and Catfights

Don't just stand there, bust a move!

Metablogging

These guys make Ally McBeal look like Perry Mason

Stamp out sloppy drooly cake!

Spending some Q.T. with the fam

Worth a thousand words

Plus, the humidity is making my hair all frizzy

Me boy be an honor roll student in Davy Jones' Locker!

It's back!

I'd imagine penguins to be bitter little creatures

Mom, can I go on the syphilis slip-n-slide?

Damn this brilliant, yet defective brain!

Patriotism = I omit parts = Mars, it I opt*

Reduce, reuse, and recycle, people!