18 Jedi Mind tricks for parties

"I ate him with some jelly beans and a nice Capri-Sun"

Quickie - Much better than a "professional weight-guesser"

An open letter to the CEO of Target

Quickie - Makes one question whether *we* have a free press

How would one reference mens magazines in a bibliography anyway?

In my opinon, your opinion is biased

Quickie - In school, they probably called him "Fast Hands", but for a different reason

Quickie - And still they come...

Mr. Whipple would kick those bears' collective asses

Quickie - Somewhere, an English teacher is crying...

Quickie - Hell hath no fury...

I'm just a pretty face - pretty nerdy, that is

Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing

Emerging slowly from the fog

Quickie - Robert E. Douglas?

Just when I think I'm sophisticated - this stuff happens

Man, I'm not 19 anymore...

Whatever happened to the Plain Brown Wrapper?

Quickie - Celebrity Yawn-off

My boots aren't made for walking

Where I come from, Combines bring in the winter wheat

Quickie - Imagine an entire live-action show...

A sad day for Minnesota...

Thoughts on the Oscars

Quickie - This one goes out to all you gene-type science folks

No time to least not well

Those darn kids and their acts of youthful rebellion