Live, from AA Flight 503!

So, the "secret" is they're actually wearing underwear?

Everybody's WORKin FOR the CUPcakes...

Sometimes, a sculpture is just a sculpture

Next year - Interrogate Me Elmo! (waterboard sold seperately)

Quickie - Yeah, good point...

Booze = bad; Target booze = fun!

Admittedly, I *am* a huge drink nurser

It's the end of the worlds as we know it, I feel evil..

Booth Babes Strike Back

Hopefully, I'm too low-energon to be appetizing

Quickie - Anyone have any Tums?

Even the title sort of bothers me, why *would* they lie?

Are you ready for some crazy dingos?

Quickie - Not that I really wanted to be known for this

S'mores = Warm, Chocolatey Crystal Meth

A meal that weighs more than my head is never a good idea, even if it is vegetarian

Quickie - Making up for missed time

Sadly, the actual south is nothing like the Dukes of Hazzard