Quickie II, Electric Boogaloo

Weird quickie

Oh, it's just a phase...

John Gray is such a twit

What would you sell on your website? Can't make up your mind? Do what this guy did!

Frankly, I'm a little glad he's gone anyway

Northern MN Cities have the best names*

Wishes really *do* come true!

Hollywood's going to call any minute...

How long has this been around? How did I miss it?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Warning - This post contains massive run-on sentences. Take with food or milk.

Taking the "bridal shower TP-dress" to extremes

I didn't see Tara Reid or Lindsay Lohan though...

To the government, my life is worth about $3.00, apparently

Where's the decapitated chicken head from "Cluckin' Chicken"?

The likely response: "Why didn't you go before we left?"

Don't confirm until you see the whites of his eyes!

Grrrbear on boobs

If an idiot elects an idiot, why can't he un-elect him?

I prefer my oxygen unscented, actually

Quickie II


No wonder scientists are trying to resurrect mammoths from frozen DNA

Now kids, don't b*tch-slap America - it's not polite

Yah hey dere, ya got enny a' dat Pepto-Bismol in yer bag?

Leavin' on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be sane again

MMmmmmm...funnel cakes.....