What the he** is a Nieescort?

But I *love* maple syrup!

Of course, skirts usually don't have pockets, but still

Yes, he says "I'm Batman" in one scene

What, no pony too?

Even though the real list is pretty lousy

Sapphire bullets of pure love

Mi-ya hee!!! Mi-ya hoo!!!

The sad state of science in Ohio

A living paradox

Red Warrior needs food...BADLY!!!

Thoughts on a weeklong trip to Ecuador