It's not what you say, it's what people hear...

Heavenly Father or Gargantuan Mega-Lizard?

Damn it feels good to be a six year old

The first one's free...

How to run an auto repair shop

What to do, what to do, what to do?

Behold, the power of ties

Look! I can do it! Wheeeeeee!!!!!

Fight road rage

A picture is worth about $3.50

Well of *course* it's the devil

It all hinges on what I can get a handle on

A new conundrum

It has begun!

A completely different bracket

Because I'm worth it

Wooshing sounds

There goes *that* plan...

Who says mimes can't be funny?

The agony and ecstacy of door hardware