Argonautical Ramblings

CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!!!

Today's real post

Everybody's homeowners insurance rates would drop too!

Boobs will cause the fall of western civilization

Hello, I don't know you, please don't tell me your name

Man's inhumanity to ducks - Who foots the bill?

The white eyes mean they haven't had their picture taken with a flash

Is it an open bar or a cash bar?

Obviously, we'd be able to see their egret-rifles in winter, unless they wrapped them in toilet paper like the kids in Red Dawn

Next time, I'm gonna re-grind my tranny. Whatever that means.

As american as mom, apple pie, and blithering idiocy!

Pondering the future

Even Aquaman would be cooler than me

Maybe they could have Xhibit "Pimp My Shuttle"

I wonder why women don't post pictures of the good-looking guys in the audience?

Trying to catch the attention of their pedophile audience segment perhaps?

Where's my cake Blogger?

Not that Kate Beckinsale isn't hot

Maybe they're worth more than $.25 due to the association with MN