Argonautical Ramblings

You never think a wedding could be so risky

Of all the ways to make a million

"Imagine all the sequels, living life in peace..."

Now that I'm caffinated, I'm more cogent

I woke up at 4:06 am and couldn't go back to sleep - this is why I shouldn't blog when that happens.

Getting pulled into the future, but unwillingly

A long-ass post but it's for science (sorta)

It is finished!

The audience is your friend; individual audience members however...

I never knew there were that many kinds of yarn

Quickie - This gives a whole new meaning to the word "catfight"

I was *this* close to being "Proud to be an American"

An open letter to Aaron Spencer - Former Chairman of Pizzeria Uno

Today on Grrrbear's Wild Kingdom, we teach chickens how to fly!

Quickie - Fight! Fight!

Quickie - Next year they'll all dress like cheerleaders, I bet...or nuns.

It's like reading "comfort news" - a media equivalent to chicken pot pie

For a good time, call (630) CABLE-GUY

Quickie - Yay! Han shoots first again!

Board games are built by the geographically illiterate

My grandkids won't even know what hit 'em

Number of bodies in the cemetery with pink Cubs hats = 0