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AIIEEEE!!! RUN, IT'S GIRL-JIRA!!!!

I mean, I know DVD's are advanced technology, but...

Live! From the Monrovia Courtyard Marriott!

I'd be afraid of throwing out my back...

Mmm...nutmeg...

Urgh...Vegas

Today: Keychains, tomorrow: belt buckles trucker hats, and pashminas

What, no McDreamy scrubs?

*Why* am I not a doctor again?

Isn't this redundant?

How hot is *your* ass? Now you can know!

Don't bother with dating, just *buy* your woman!

HEY IOWANS!