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I'm bringin' sexy feet!

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Quickie - TIGER ATTACK!

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Quickie - Words fail me.

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Not quite thinking a plan all the way through

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Totally what I expected...

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Quickie - No wonder Superman never went to Serbia...

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Book learnin!

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Good weather + new belt = weekend fun!

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Quickie - Is this weird?

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Apparently, I write like a girl

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Gatorade tastes like syrup anyway...

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Call a spade a spade, seedless or not

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They'll preserve wherever Lincoln slept, but not where Kennedy slept with Marilyn? That's a double standard

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America's War on Belts!

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Lord only knows what sort of games will be played at the party itself...

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When stupid meets stupid

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Quickie - Entrapment!

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If we declare war on War, does he have to kill himself?

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Quickie - "Wait, I just kicked something floating..."

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Living in the Future - Day #1

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Your mama's so fat when she puts on her BVD's they spell out "Boulevard"!

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Quickie - Because we men don't always think things through...

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This year I registered early so I couldn't get housed with the class of '92 again

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Like an out-of-body experience, but still in your body

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How exactly does one go from directing Playboy videos to producing "Armageddon"?

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It's official...I'm a grumpy old man.

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